Customer Obsession Accelerator

6 weeks to a customer-centered brand.

You've been faking it long enough.

Creating products YOU thought were brilliant. Launching offers YOU fell in love with. Writing copy that made YOU nod enthusiastically.

And it worked! ...for a while.

But now you're stuck in that special circle of business hell where:

  • You stare at your screen wondering where your customers are
  • You're explaining your business so much you've developed a permanent PowerPoint voice
  • Your launches land with dull splat
  • Your marketing budget is a fancy way to burn cash

The brutal truth (that'll save your business)

Your talent isn't the problem. Your creativity isn't the problem. Your work ethic isn't the problem.

Your problem is painfully simple: You built a business YOU love instead of one THEY can't live without.

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The transformation awaiting you

Before the Accelerator:

After the Accelerator:

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The solution: Customer Obsession Accelerator

A 6-week deep dive that transforms your business from, "Wait, who are you again?" to, "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

This isn't some fluffy "know your audience" workshop where you create imaginary customer avatars based on your best guesses.

This is surgical-grade customer research that reveals what they think about at 2AM, what makes them pull out their credit card without hesitation, and what problems they'd pay ANYTHING to solve.

Tangible results you'll get:

  • A customer profile so accurate it's almost creepy - Move beyond basic demographics to understand the psychological triggers that make your customers act NOW
  • Irresistible messaging that converts like crazy - Stop sounding like everyone else in your industry and start speaking directly to your customer's secret desires
  • The end of awkward business explanations - Never struggle to explain what you do again (your customers will do it for you, with enthusiasm)
  • Marketing that doesn't set money on fire - Create campaigns that generate actual ROI because they're built on real customer insights, not assumptions
  • A product development roadmap your customers are already begging for - Stop creating things no one wants and start delivering what they're already searching for

The investment: $2,997

Sound like a HELL YES? Schedule a discovery call so we can start making your customers obsessed with you.

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How we make the magic happen

The Accelerator breakdown

Phase One: Get Up In Their Business
The result: You'll uncover what makes them tick, click, and buy

  • A 30-minute welcome call to get you ready to go and set up for success
  • Master customer interview and survey techniques to extract pure gold
  • Become a social listening pro to catch what they say when they think you're not listening
  • Learn to analyze feedback and trends to make better decisions
  • Develop a customer persona so accurate it will feel like you were reading minds
  • A 60-minute call to go over your findings and persona

Phase Two: What Are You Actually Selling?
The result: Your offerings become irresistible because they connect to emotional needs

  • Separate features (yawn) from benefits (yes please!)
  • Identify the psychological benefits that make price points seem irrelevant
  • Map the precise feelings your product creates (the real reason people buy anything)
  • Define your "So What?" factor that makes your business actually matter to people
  • A 60-minute call to go over what you're actually selling

Phase Three: Putting It All Together
The result: A brand position that becomes your decision-making compass

  • Build a competitive analysis that shows exactly where you fit (and where you shine)
  • Create a market analysis that spots opportunities everyone else is missing
  • Develop a brand position statement that guides every business decision
  • Craft brand voice guidelines that make every word you write convert like crazy
  • A 60-minute call to go over it all

Follow-up Call
The result: Celebrating, bragging, and thinking next steps

  • 2-3 months after you finish, we'll have a follow-up call to celebrate your wins and strategize next steps

What's included (the good stuff):

The Complete 6-Week Program: $2,997

  • Five mind-blowing, 1-on-1 calls. We look over ALL off your work and discuss it together. No leaving you hanging wondering if you'd done things right.
  • Customer intel worksheets that actually work. No more guessing. Extract exactly what makes your customers tick, panic, and click 'buy'.
  • Ready-to-use survey and interview templates. Know exactly what to ask to get the answers that will transform your business.
  • "What you actually sell" framework. Learn how to position your offer so saying 'yes' feels like the only logical option for your customer.
  • Competitive and market analysis templates. Learn to conduct research like a PhD student and define your niche with precision.
  • Brand positioning worksheets. Stake your claim in your market and own it like the boss you are. Watch your customers come running.
  • Brand voice guidelines that convert. Nail your brand voice and apply it to your website copy, your email marketing, even your visuals to wow your customers.
  • Social listening skills training. Never hit a plateau again because you'll know how to keep listening to your customer.

Who this is for (aka: is this you?)

This is NOT your jam if:

This is 1000% your marmalade if:

The Choice is Yours

(But really, there's only one smart option)

Door #1: Keep guessing what your customers want. Keep explaining your business to potential customers until you're blue in the face. Keep wondering why your brilliant ideas aren't making you rich.

Door #2: Become obsessed with your customer. Build everything around them. Watch as they become obsessed with you in return.

Seriously, which door are you walking through?

Schedule a discovery call to get started on Door #2.

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FAQs - The stuff you're probably thinking

"But what about my visual branding? I really need a new logo..."
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Let us save you thousands in design revisions. Pretty visuals slapped onto a strategically confused business is like putting lipstick on a sleep-deprived pufferfish. It's still sleepy, just prettier.

Complete this program FIRST, then take your crystal-clear customer insights to ANY designer. They'll bake you cookies for making their job so damn easy. We build the foundation, THEN we make it pretty.

"I already know my customer. This feels redundant."
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Do you though? Really? Then why are your launches landing with all the excitement of a tax audit? Why are your vending interactions still awkward explanation-fests?

Look, we get it. You've been in business a while. But most businesses are relationship catfishers. They THINK they know their customers, but they're actually dating a projection of their own imagination.

"Couldn't I just hire a copywriter to fix my messaging?"
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Sure! And we could put paint on a run-down house but it wouldn't fix what's underneath.

Copywriters can work amazing magic, but without the deep customer insights we excavate in this program, they're just guessing. After our 6 weeks together, you'll be the client all the copywriters fight over because you're so easy to work with.

"I've tried other business coaching programs. This sounds like more of the same."
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If you've tried programs that start with tactics before understanding, you've been building a house from the roof down. No wonder it collapsed!

Also, we're in no way coaches. We're consultants. We work with you to find tailor-made solutions and we hold your hand the whole time. In contrast, most coaches are tactic-obsessed. "Try this funnel! Use this script! Post three times on Tuesday!" But tactics without customer insight is like trying to seduce someone without knowing their name. You might score occasionally but it's super awkward and inefficient.

We flip the script. Know your customer first. THEN seduce them (metaphorically, of course).

Have a question we didn't answer above? Reach out on our contact page.

But is it right for you? (Let's find out!)

Not everyone is ready for this level of clarity. Some people prefer to tread water and have problems they can complain about constantly.

If you're wondering if you're ready for this transformation, let's have an actual conversation about it.

No pitching. No pressure. Just honest talk about whether your business is ready to stop throwing darts in the dark.

Ready to turn your business up to 11? Contact us NOW.

(Seriously, what are you waiting for - an engraved invitation from the future?)

Schedule a discovery call ->
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